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The Unsatisfied cd release

2011-04-11T09:36:00.002-04:00

Catch the new CD from good friends The Unsatisfied entitled "Songs The Belt Taught Us" April 27th, 2011. Some good ol southern glam punk at it's finest.

Conan O'Brien official Hasty Pudding (.com) Man Of the Year

2011-01-24T20:48:00.000-05:00

Not to be out done...Hasty Pudding (.com) announced this years Man Of the Year as Team Coco!

Ok, so some other people claiming to be the REAL Hasty Pudding may have their man of the year...but we here at THE Hasty Pudding are Team CoCo all the way. So let the bear pleasure himself:

Must...get...plant...painted

2010-11-05T11:17:00.002-04:00

This has got to be the most mind-numbing company site ever...yet I can't seem to click away from it...it's sucked me into it's utter suckdom.

http://industrialpainter.com/

Mofo Ex Machina

2010-09-08T09:45:00.002-04:00

Ahhh, I remember when I found out about Penn & Teller's BBS back in the day.

The Rez!

2010-08-12T07:38:00.000-04:00

Only a couple of days left before The Resident's RalphAmerica is no more. Buy or Die!!!

Hi Residents pals...

At the end of this Sunday the end of Ralph will be here! OMG OMG OMG!

Anyhow, we just posted a couple of office finds. We found some discs, and

sleeves for 2 deluxe sets, and put together budget versions of these.

CUBE E Live disc set - 2 audio CDs and 1 DVD from the Cube E Live box set

(but NO BOX!) Just the discs in their full color sleeves. This is $25

MOLESHOW DISC SET - 1 Audio disc (the Australian radio special) and 1 DVD

(the Kabuki theater, single camera, audience mic capture of this Mole Show

performance). No bag, no shovel, no cards, just discs in cardboard

sleeves.

The last little bits are running out fast....

seeya at the Ralph Apocalypse!

The Ralph Gang

http://ralphamerica.com

The skin collector

2010-08-10T14:08:00.000-04:00

Why let your art rot when you're gone? The Skin Collector can help...

". . .the finest sideshow and carnival gaff tattooed skins in the world. . .Or at least on the block!"

- Patches T. Clown

DildoKnight

2010-07-24T10:27:00.000-04:00

BasilMarceaux.com

2010-07-23T19:45:00.000-04:00

Real Life Tron

2010-07-23T15:50:00.001-04:00

With the new Tron coming...let's reflect on some real life Tron

What a way to go...

2010-07-23T15:21:00.002-04:00

Strongest beer in the world...in a squirrel

2010-07-23T08:06:00.000-04:00

Gotta love when strong adult beverages meet taxidermy...

Our old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the "strongest beer in the world" title last February with its Sink the Bismarck!, they've now upped their game with a new brew that is 55 percent alcohol by volume and carries a $765 price tag. It's called The End of History.

Oh, and did we mention that the bottles come in stuffed animals-like stuffed animals that were once alive? The 12 bottles have been made featuring seven dead stoats (a kind of weasel), four squirrels and one rabbit. James Watt, one of the two guys behind BrewDog, put it better than we ever could: "The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing." Just like we've all been waiting for!

For those interested in the actual beer, it's a blond Belgian ale with touches of nettles and juniper berries -- and in order to achieve the brain-blasting alcohol content, it had to be created using extreme freezing techniques.

Obama toy

2010-07-21T14:04:00.000-04:00

MMMwwwahahahahah

Bizarre gifts

2010-07-19T17:16:00.000-04:00

A new site to add to my holiday gift giving...Baron Bob

i'm going to go exercise

2010-07-17T00:01:00.002-04:00

Never trust a clown or magician

2010-07-14T21:58:00.006-04:00

'Magic Jeff' Gets 20 Years For Child Porn

The Kennesaw man was known as a children's magician who performed in schools and hospitals and as a Calvary Jesus Church youth counselor, but those jobs masked a man federal prosecutors say preyed on young boys.

Jeffrey Alan Wasley, 39, has been sentenced to 20 years in federal prison after pleading guilty to secretly taping boys in public restrooms of metro Atlanta department stores and children's attractions.

At The Y...

2010-07-14T19:20:00.001-04:00

Whew...I can sleep easier now:

CHICAGO -- The Village People won't be changing their hit song "Y.M.C.A." just because the YMCA is now known officially as just "the Y."

The lead singer of the original group, Victor Willis, released a statement Monday after the Chicago-based U.S. nonprofit announce that it's changing both its logo and name to "the Y."

Some new Foetus

2010-07-14T16:45:00.002-04:00

Wow...love the packaging of this one...gonna have to bite the bullet and spend $30+US for a 45...gotta:

The collaboration between JG Thirlwell and Fred Bigot (of Electronicat) is now finally released by the French art/music label Optical Sound.

Under the name Hydroze Plus, the release is a clear vinyl ten inch EP. The EP consists of the songs "Overcoat" and "Calm Calm", as well as JG's remix of "Overcoat", which is entitled "Epi-Dose", and Bigot's remix of "Calm Calm", which is entitled "Belladonna".

The packaging, designed by JG Thirlwell, is particularly unusual and unique. It is designed to resemble an anatomical text book with transparent layers. The eyeball appears on the label which is overlaid by a transparent plastic sheet which is screenprinted with the face's musculature. The card behind the transparent record depicts the skull., and it is wrapped around with a flap that contains the credit.

This is an extremely limited vinyl-only release only available from Optical Sound. 500 copies only.

It will be available digitally from Ectopic Ents at a later date.

hear clips and order exclusively from

http://www.optical-sound.com/releases/os.045.php

Chaos!

2010-07-14T11:37:00.003-04:00

Funny. Friend faxed me the last issue (and yes, the last issue really sucked and was a quick and dirty issue) of my High School zine, Chaos: The Only Alternative. I believe I put out about 7-8 issues back in 1986 but have no idea if any still exist. The others were better (I think) than this piece of trash last one.

Just got a couple more pages in for this issue

Toddler from HELL!

2010-07-13T20:19:00.000-04:00

Crash Test Zombies

2010-07-12T20:08:00.000-04:00

What happens when zombies get behind the wheel?

PORTLAND, Ore. -- A car full of people dressed as zombies crashed on Interstate 84 near downtown Portland on Friday, causing initial confusion by people who witnessed the crash.

Sgt. Greg Stewart said people who witnessed the crash initially thought the victims' injuries were much more serious, because of the zombie costumes.

"We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

Harvey Pekar RIP

2010-07-12T15:02:00.000-04:00

RIP Harvey...but can you ever be at peace?

Harvey Pekar, the irascible writer who spun the mundane details of his own life and the quotidian existences of his fellow Cleveland residents into comic-book narratives, and who showed that the comic-book panel could include everyday feelings of anxiety and disappointment as easily as it does the adventures of costumed heroes, has died, The Plain Dealer of Cleveland reported. He was 70.

Jesus at a waterpark

2010-07-12T08:07:00.000-04:00

Found over on BoingBoing:

His sister Kelly Dumont, who manages the park, is skeptical: "I think they're all a bunch of nuts. It looks more like a gladiator, or the Beatles,"

Another Man...or Astro-Man? video

2010-07-11T21:17:00.000-04:00

Nothin' like a flaming Theremin

Hot Sounding Stilettos

2010-07-10T19:30:00.000-04:00

Even Ho's need their tunes.

Man...or Astro-man?

2010-07-10T16:30:00.000-04:00

Caught the "it's not a reunion show it's more of a re-enactment" of Man...or Astro-Man? last night. Here's the first of the videos I'll post over on the youtubes:

Remains Of Roy Rogers' Horse Up For Sale

2010-07-09T18:14:00.000-04:00

You can own Trigger!

NEW YORK -- The smell of horses and hay permeated the marble-floored galleries at Christie's in Manhattan Friday as potential bidders previewed items including the preserved remains of movie cowboy Roy Rogers' famous horse Trigger.

Lindsay!

2010-07-08T21:11:00.000-04:00

How could I resist? Join us over at Leave Lindsay a-Lohan until the Cease and Desist letter comes...all Lindsay, all the time!

Cat Food

2010-07-08T10:26:00.000-04:00

Humane officials removed a dozen cats from a northwestern Pennsylvania home where a deputy coroner says the animals started eating the foot of an elderly man found dead there with his mother.

Erie County Deputy Coroner Korac Timon says 74-year-old Herbert Walden likely died of a heart attack in Albion, several days before his body was found Saturday. His 94-year-old mother, Jane Walden, was also found dead.

Win some retractable fangs

2010-07-06T16:39:00.000-04:00

Over at Raven's Barrow they're giving away some retractable fangs...be the kewlest twilight emo 300 lb fan out there...

You can pick your friends...

2010-02-08T09:48:00.000-05:00

Nice little hair pluckin' ecard over at nobodyhere.com

Some good ol' timey glam punk

2009-12-29T14:58:00.000-05:00

The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!!

2009-12-08T12:16:00.001-05:00

Yes, I know this is all over the place in emails...but I liked it...

Fantastic. Greg sends along this DIY FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

Happy Halloween

2009-10-29T15:37:00.001-04:00

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

Chuck Biscuits RIP

2009-10-29T12:48:00.002-04:00

Crap, another LA Punk dead...way to early.

Dead man slumped on balcony mistaken for Halloween decoration

2009-10-21T09:34:00.000-04:00

Boo!

Neighbors on the 13900 block of Bora Bora Way told Raishbrook that they noticed the body Monday “but didn’t bother calling authorities because it looked like a Halloween dummy," he said.

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

2009-10-15T16:29:00.000-04:00

Glenn Beck?

2009-10-13T20:54:00.000-04:00

Well? Did he?

Nekkid Suits

2009-10-07T13:35:00.000-04:00

Horror portraits

2009-10-01T13:51:00.000-04:00

Love these portraits from Hell...Happy October!

Ban the pint!

2009-09-30T10:27:00.000-04:00

Found over at Boing Boing:
The British Home Office is looking for proposals to make it harder to attack people with pint-glasses, including a mandate that all pint sleeves be made from plastic, or coated with shatter-resistant plastic. Because, you know, most bar-brawlers are fundamentally upset at the pint, not the people around them, and if they can't smash a pint sleeve, they will contain their anger and not use a chair, bottle, or imposing scarred forehead.

Stuck tictac Collection

2009-09-25T10:00:00.000-04:00

Breathtaking photos of that last bit of tictac goodness stuck.

Q: Are We Not Men? Again?

2009-09-16T14:00:00.002-04:00

YES! Not only is a new Devo album in the works but we're also going to get some fine and dandy re-releases and live performances...what? no Atlanta?

http://www.reuters.com/article/pressRelease/idUS129547+16-Sep-2009+BW20090916

Warner Bros. Records released six of DEVO`s classic albums between the years of 1978 and 1984. To mark the band`s new deal, the label will reissue deluxe CD and limited-edition colored vinyl versions of DEVO`s 1978`s gold debut Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!and 1980`s platinum favorite Freedom of Choice, as well as a seven-inch vinyl single of "Jocko Homo/Mongoloid" on November 3rd.

11/03 Los Angeles, CA    Henry Fonda Theater

11/04 Los Angeles, CA    Henry Fonda Theater

11/06 San Francisco      The Regency Ballroom

11/07 San Francisco      The Regency Ballroom

11/08 Seattle, WA        The Moore

11/09 Seattle, WA        The Moore

11/12 Chicago, IL        The Vic Theatre

11/13 Chicago, IL        The Vic Theatre

11/15 Washington, DC     9:30 Club

11/16 Washington, DC     9:30 Club

11/20 New York, NY       The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza

11/21 New York, NY       The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza

11/23 Toronto, ON        Phoenix Concert Theatre

11/24 Toronto, ON        Phoenix Concert Theatre

Penn & Teller iPhone app

2009-09-16T11:21:00.001-04:00

Found this over at textually.org for the new Penn & Teller magic trick app:

http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/2009/09/024468.htm

"Basically, you have your friend pick a card from a deck, then you give them your iPhone with the app turned on. The app looks like your standard SMS text message interface, where they're putatively going texting back-and-forth with Penn & Teller to guess the card that they picked. There's a lot of sarcastic, funny patter, as the app asks questions about your card, then finally guesses what it is. You win!"

People of Walmart

2009-09-04T12:10:00.000-04:00

Fun little site with some photo's of the shoppers of this fine establishment

The happiest place on earth

2009-09-02T09:33:00.000-04:00

Disney/Marvel Mashups

2009-09-01T08:40:00.000-04:00

Love em

Tape Yourself

2009-08-28T16:15:00.002-04:00

Exactly how bored are you and how much packing tape do you have on hand?

http://www.tapeyourself.com/

Suave British

2009-08-28T15:48:00.000-04:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Old WeirdAssShit

2009-08-28T14:22:00.002-04:00

The old WeirdAssShit is still available over here for now...but this
is going to be the new and improved site
http://esmokingguns.com/weirdass/

Breathing life back into WAS

2009-08-28T14:15:00.001-04:00

So I've been running WeirdAssShit.com for more then a decade now but not actively in the last couple of years. I've decided to start migrating the site over to here and slowly start breathing life back into it...